12 things I’ve felt guilty about this week as a mum

A new study has claimed that working parents are riddled with guilt – but that we needn’t worry as all it takes is 12 minutes to “reconnect” with your child. But I think it going to take a bit more than a few question about their day to rid me of my mountainous remorse.

Is it just me or does having children somehow give you a new found ability to feel guilty about anything? I don’t remember amid the endless lie-ins and selfish consumerism of pre-parenthood being dogged by this constant sense of self-reproach.

In response to those psychological experts at Ribena and their 12 Minute Manual. I have thought of 12 things I have felt guilty about this week. What are yours?

1. Scraping my screaming child off me into the hands of an inanimate nursery nurse = guilt I am not staying at home to look after my child and am not going to be there when she cries.

2. At work I find for an hour or so my guilt has drifted out of my mind and I actually enjoyed my job = guilt that I forgot about my guilt

3. Get home and dish out a dinner of fish fingers and frozen veg = guilt I have not already defrosted a home cooked meal or had the slow cooker on all day.

4. Off work with the kids = guilt that by 9am they are already doing my head in and I wish I was at work

5. Partner gets home and starts hoovering = guilt I am a rubbish mum/wife and should have done this already.

6. Spend the morning cleaning while kids mope around = guilt I am not giving the kids attention.

7. Cook up a delicious home cooked meal for family dinner when hubby gets in = guilt I am not being a feminist, am letting down womenkind and should have been out pursuing the career I worked hard for instead of letting it go down the pan by going part-time and watching the younger employees overtake me in seniority, grrr.

8.Kids claw at my computer and crawl all over me asking to do some typing too = guilt I am being selfish enough to blog about guilt

9. Daughter didn’t get invited to nursery birthday party = guilt I should be making for of an effort to mix with the mums

10. Look over at my daughters and they are hugging and laughing – why am I complaining? = Guilt that I don’t deserve these precious little people.

11. Go on a rare night out and ring home and daughter of course has been sick. Continue drinking, have amazing time, massive hangover, have spent a fortune that I could have put in the girls trust fund = guilt.

12. Know I need to live in there here and now, seize the moment, not waste my life with ‘what if’s’, enjoy what I have, relax and chill out = guilt that for some reason I just can’t do it!


The stress of primary school admissions


I often find it difficult to reach a decision on such mundane dilemmas
such as what to have for dinner, so I pretty much neared meltdown
earlier this year when I had to decide which primary school to choose
to apply to send my daughter.
It seemed incredible that I was even in this situation at all. Wasn’t
she only just born a few years ago? How was it already time to start
Following the advice I read the Ofsted reports and booked in a couple
of visits. What an eye-opener. Having not stepped inside a primary
school in several decades, I just couldn’t believe how many of the
little mites are packed into a tiny classroom. How a teacher manages
30 kids when I can’t entertain two for a day is awe inspiring.
None the wiser I wrote down the pros and cons and bored everyone
including myself with my quandary. Was I losing perspective? It’s just
a primary school for goodness sake. But don’t people move home,
discover religion, lie, invent siblings or special needs just to be
nab a spot at a “good” school? So it must be a serious business.
Last week, I found out, along with millions of other anxious parents,
whether we had been offered a place. All I can say is what a massive
stress. I was very lucky, my chosen school was not very over
subscribed and therefore I had a pretty good chance of getting in. But
when the day finally arrived on Tuesday and by mid afternoon I still
hadn’t heard I was starting to sweat. Had I actually submitted the
online form in the end? Was I going to find myself home-schooling my
daughter? I had a peek at some online parent forums to see how others
were getting on. Big mistake. What a world of agony. It was awash with
phrases such as “biting my nails off” “baited breath” “frenzy” and
“worst nightmare”.
I read the tale of one mum who had been offered the “19th primary
school away from us” that was graded unsatisfactory by Ofsted.
Another told how her son had not been offered a place in his sister’s
school and she now faced a double school-run everyday.
The whole choice-based process does seem a bit needlessly cruel. But
 then, after all that, I read an article claiming that the most important
determining factor when it comes to how well a child does in school is
parental involvement. So, I guess, even if I’ve passed the first
stage, my work is not done just get.

Lies and ladybirds

As one dad famously found out last week, you can’t get away with
anything when your kids are about. After an impressive 10 years of
telling porkies that perhaps he almost began to believe himself,
disgraced and now former MP Chris Huhne had to fess up that he did in
fact break the speed limit and asked his then wife to take the points
to shirk a driving ban.
And why did he change his story on the day of the trial? Was it guilt
that he’d lied to his family, friends and constituents? Shame that the
mother-of-his children could face a jail sentence? Nope, it was
because his teenage son basically “told on him” and handed over text
messages that exposed the truth.
It is a lesson Mr Huhne should surely have learnt by the time his son
had reached 18.
Thankfully in my case the exposure of my little secrets and white lies
have had less catastrophic consequences, yet have left me red-faced
just the same. From the chocolate cake or extended TV viewing I gave
my daughters as a bribe as long as they didn’t tell daddy – which of
course then did as soon as he walked through the door, to slippages
about the quality of the cooking of certain family members, I have
found the truth will out. Recently whilst navigating the minefield
that is children’s birthday invites I was reminded it is pointless to
try to keep plans quiet as there is no way on earth a child is going
to keep stum about their party.
Saying that however, in the last few months my four-year-old has just
started to experiment with the trick of lying herself, which
apparently is a developmental stage. Thankfully though she is pretty
rubbish at it. “Right, who drew that stick man on the wall?!” “It
wasn’t me mummy it was a ladybird.” Hm. Even though she is now
learning that blaming her little sister is slightly more convincing
than pointing the finger at an insect I think she’s got a way to go
yet before she perfects the technique that will no doubt in years to
come convince me she has been doing homework with a friend when she
has in fact been drinking in the park with some disreputable young
I looked online for advice for what to do when you catch your child
lying. Apparently you should not make a big deal as it is natural for
them to want to avoid getting into trouble and instead focus on
solving the problem in hand eg. cleaning up the spilt juice.  Then
when they finally admit it, praise them for being honest, thereby
encouraging them to tell the truth in the future. As Chris Huhne sees
his political career and family life lying in tatters and faces a
possible prison sentence, I bet he wishes real life took a leaf out of
parenting books.


How long does it take to put on a pair of gloves?


There’s something about snow isn’t there that turns us all into a bit
of a kid? Hitting the slopes with my daughters at the weekend I wasn’t
the only foolhardy parent to say “Go on then I guess I better have a
go then.” And it was great, even if I ended up face down after a bit
of oversteer to avoid a collision with my toddler who was wandering
around wondering who had nicked her sledge.
Then there’s the snowball fights. It was like an outdoor therapy
session. It’s the one time of the year when you can fling things at
your other half without being told you need to go on an anger
management course. Although I did feel a bit guilty when my
four-year-old got caught in the parental crossfire and emerged wailing
from behind the parked car where her dad was (cowardly) taking
shelter, looking like a little snowman. My poorly aimed lob had landed
right on top of her head. “Waah, mummy hit me with a snowball!” Well,
take that for waking me up at 5am.
Whilst it’s brilliant when you look out of your window and everything
is all white and pretty, it’s not so great when you actually have to
go anywhere. Generally getting out of the door with two young children
takes long enough as it is and involves of a colourful array of
bribes, empty threats, tears and tantrums. But in winter it just gets
There’s the waterproof trousers, the extra jumpers, the waterproof
coats, the wellies, the hats, and just don’t get me started on the
gloves. How hard is it to get five fingers into five holes? And then
you can guarantee that once all that is on one of them will decide
they need a trip to the bathroom and we have to strip it all off and
start all over again.
Anyway on Saturday, geared-up like they were trekking off to the
arctic, we finally left the house, sledge in tow. For a blissful
little window of about 30 minutes of frolicing fun I felt this was
what having kids is all about. But then in an instant the youngest
fell face down in the snow, the cold set in and the fun was over and
we were left with dragging two tired, red-cheeked, whinging children
all the way home again. I’m sure they enjoyed it really. Maybe I can
sneak back out one evening when they’ve gone to bed for some flood-lit

Furbies, plastic dogs that poop or lip gloss for 4-year-olds: weird and wonderful xmas presents

Raleigh_Molly_12_14_inch_girls_Pink_BikeAs my daughters are three and two I have escaped lightly this
Christmas when it comes to presents as the oldest is still mostly
oblivious to the whole shenanigans. She has asked for a bike and for
some reason a triangle, so it has all been pretty straightforward. But
after browsing the internet and shops for other things that I might
put on their Christmas lists for family and friends, I have been drawn
into a whole new and sometimes frightening world.
The top present is something called a Furby. It made me feel
especially ancient to learn this is a “retro” toy, having previously
been a must-have in the distant past of 1998 and is now making a
come-back.  These robotic hamster-like creatures who speak “furbish”
and cost around £60 apparently develop their own personality and even
give you backchat.  As I have two children whom I’ve already lost
control of, I definitely don’t want responsibility for giving one of
these a pile of issues too.
It also unsettled me that apparently I should soon be buying my
children their own tablet computers. These child versions are only
recommended for the age of up to seven, after that an iPad or similar
is deemed more suitable.
From the sublime there is also the ridiculous. One of the top games
involves players throwing the dice to squeeze a plastic dachshund’s
lead, with each squeeze pushing plasticine poop nearer to fruition.
When the deed is done the player holding the lead cleans up with a
little spade. First to three wins.
The one thing that lifted my spirits was spotting in the top 10 the
familiar face of a pop-up pirate, where you take it in turns to prod
him with a sword until he shoots out. That’s more about my level.
I have ranted before about the prevalence of pink toys for girls and
the prize for most sexist toy store has to go to Hamleys who have
launched  a new “Luvley Girls Boutique.” There you can find a lip
gloss and mirror set for the recommended age of four to eight or a
hair curler that claims will have six-year-olds wondering “how did I
ever live without it?” They are followed by the Early Learning Centre,
where under the fancy dress “I Want to Be” section boys can be a
doctor, police officer, fireman, racing driver, chef and construction
worker and girls can be erm… a princess.
Of all the stereotypical girly toys it is good old Barbie who is
actually the feminist role model with the “I Can Be Range” including
an architect, pilot and even president (albeit a pink one).
So after more anti-pink ranting what is my daughter getting for
Christmas? The pinkest girliest bike you have ever seen, complete with
sparkly tassels and a seat for her doll on the back. I will have to
blame Santa for the mix-up…

But for girls…



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